Nothing brightens my day quite like watching a little girl potentially lose a few teeth. I feel so much better right now.

Part of the Reason I just did the Dictionary entry was because I wanted to use it in this post and the other part is that I like the damn Dictionary and always forget to use it. Anyway the Cubs are majorly pulling a kay by printing out their world series tickets prior to even clinching their division.

Last week I mentioned how Chelsea sacked their manager, Jose Mourinho, for well, winning too many games. Well not so surprisingly teams are starting to come out of the woodwork to offer him jobs. The first? The United Arab Emirates, the small country in the middle east which sports one of the worst national team clubs in the world, was the first to court Jose. Just how bad are they at Soccer? In fact the United Arab Emirates is ranked 102nd in the world and has not qualified for a World Cup since 1990 which was the only time they ever qualified.

So of course Jose would laugh at this offer and tell them thanks but no thanks. If you are a winning manager you want to end up with some sort of trophy. Whether that be another major European Soccer team or coaching his home country Portugal to European and World Cup glory. However, the UAE apparently have something that doesn't involve soccer players. They have a lot of cash. They've offered Jose 20 million dollars per year to manage their soccer club. I know he's call the Special One, but I don't think he's been called a miracle worker.

Regardless it appears as if Jose will wait around for a club with more winning appeal, but 20 million dollars. Damn.

Everyone needs something to keep them occupied on Friday afternoons so the Friday Video Blowout was born. Spend your next few minutes, laughing, crying of laughter, pissing your self, whatever, but mostly wasting your companies time.


I never put 1 and 1 together, Pacman Jones is Storm?


I deserve some loans. Especially after the pain Larry Fitzgerald is putting me through.


Friggin Monkeys Have hops apparently.


Boo I wanted to see who won. I wonder if body blows or neck blows are more wearing for the fighters.


The Ole Ball Coach was not very pleased with a kicker scoring a TD.


And Sotherners wonder why we think they're morons...


Personally I like to work on putts that are more than 2 feet. I just take those as makes regardless.


Did Vince Wilfork and the Macho Man have a meeting last week prior to the game? It's a possibility.


Goalie Fights are Extreme!!!


I'm glad he changed his name to Ecko, I don't think Milikowski or whatever it is flies in the hood.


He can sure handle two balls, but what about in sac form?

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